Hello, Miss Tahani! Uh... that's the right one, right? Miss? --Anyway! I took your incredible advice to try that an alien's perspective of Eart thing, but... ah... I'm not that great at writing.
Incredible what a cursory Yahoogle search does for you, eh?
[he snorts.]
Right. So far I'm thinking of talking about how small everything is. Not, er, complaining, just as an alien that's about thirty times the size of normal humans, you know? And the amount of upkeep human bodies require... and actually how much food needs to be cooked? God, there's so much. Do you think I should do it from the perspective of my ability to turn into a human, rather than being an inorganic?
A good start! I can see this easily leading into a series of posts, actually! First, I'd recommend a few posts from your alien perspective. As time goes on, you post about how you now perceive what you originally experienced as an alien, but as a human. You'll get much more out of it that way.
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Date: 2019-02-27 04:50 pm (UTC)Could you maybe... give some pointers?
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Date: 2019-02-27 05:02 pm (UTC)[She says, patiently, because she does appreciate him trying to understand proper manners!]
Of course I can! So, tell me what you have so far. I can help you make an outline.
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Date: 2019-02-27 05:05 pm (UTC)[he snorts.]
Right. So far I'm thinking of talking about how small everything is. Not, er, complaining, just as an alien that's about thirty times the size of normal humans, you know? And the amount of upkeep human bodies require... and actually how much food needs to be cooked? God, there's so much. Do you think I should do it from the perspective of my ability to turn into a human, rather than being an inorganic?
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Date: 2019-02-27 10:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 09:16 pm (UTC)[he thinks for a moment.]
I shouldn't be surprised you have experience with this. Have you met many aliens before?